Twilight Movie Review I did in scottish?

Thes movie was a failure an' a sham tae th' whole twilecht series. edward cam athwart as door an' extremely crabbit, when he’s actually supposed tae be much mair than 'at. he’s supposed tae be much mair excitin', an' much mair lovin' towards bella. bella was jist as borin' as he was. she wooldn’t hae bin sae bad if she coods hae jist learned hoo tae spick looder. it seemed everythin' she said was aye jumbled up an' stoaner tae catch. alice, a beloved character in aw th' series, cam athwart as strange an' a wee loopy. mebbe th' screen writers need tae re-reid th' books. an' whit was th' deal wi' jasper? he aye looked constipated. either gie a new screenwriter, ur gie new actors. the whole plot was changed frae th' books. th' meadaw scene, a memorable part in th' books, was practically non-existant. they didn’t e'en gie their first kiss reit. Ah was expectin' sae much it ay thes movie, but insteid Ah got a third rate view at a boorichie ay b list actors tryin' tae portray a book 'at deserved sae much mair. aw they did was create a pure new movie an' named it twilecht. many fans waur disappointed, includin' me. Ah only hiner 'at they don’t stray frae th' plot in th' next movie. as fur noo, i’ll be rantin' an ravin' until they learn hoo tae adapt novels intae movies.